Post by Riskdogg on Jun 30, 2004 14:20:18 GMT -5
*The local television signal is interrupted for a breaking news story*
"This is Summer Gleeson with Gotham Insider, LIVE from the steps of Gotham's State Courthouse where reformed citizen Oswald Cobblepot has been issued permission from GCPD to issue an urgent press conference! Wait, he's stepping up to the podium now!"
*The cameraman foucuses through the crowds of the media and the press, coming to a still on Cobblepot.*
Oswald Cobblepot: "Ladies and gentlemen, if a may have your attention..."
*the bustling in the crowds quiet down*
"I regret to inform you that I have just been contacted from a radical terrorist group from Kasnia claiming urgent political action. They have demanded that Gotham retract it's political influence in the country or drastic terrorist attacks will unfold in our fair Gotham City. As with any other situation, GCPD, state, and federal officials have stated that no change will occur, considering that we do not negotiate with terrorists."
*crowd stirs once more, Summer Gleeson pipes up* "Oswald, Summer Gleeson with Gotham Insider. Was their any indication of why they chose you as their spokesperson?"
"No Ms. Gleeson, there was not, and I'm terribly sorry I must be the bearer of such bad news. On the contrary, they did make it clear that there shall be no police intervention in their efforts at communication or direct attacks without negotiation will occur."
*Angela Chen shoves her hand in the air* "Cobblepot, Angela Chen with the Daily Planet. Could your criminal history have any relevance to their communicating to you?"
"Ms. Chen, as you and the general public all already informed, I am a reformed man. I am a legitamte business man that only sticks his feathers in the business of Iceberg Lounge. I'm sure that my past has absolutely nothing to do with this, I promise you." *smiles for the cameras* "I assure you that every federal and state government from here to the West Coast is looking into their statements and doing everything they can to protect our city and keep it's citizens safe. That is all..."
*leaves podium*
Commissioner Gordon: "Thank you everyone, now please direct your questions and concerns to the federal agents that have come here today."
May God have mercy on our city, and may the swift wings of vengeance provide us with support once again. We need you Batman...
*Camera goes from Jim back to Summer* "We just received word from Kasnian officials stating that this mysterious radical group has no affiliation with the Kasnian government and an investigation is already underway...Now back to the news desk."
"This is Summer Gleeson with Gotham Insider, LIVE from the steps of Gotham's State Courthouse where reformed citizen Oswald Cobblepot has been issued permission from GCPD to issue an urgent press conference! Wait, he's stepping up to the podium now!"
*The cameraman foucuses through the crowds of the media and the press, coming to a still on Cobblepot.*
Oswald Cobblepot: "Ladies and gentlemen, if a may have your attention..."
*the bustling in the crowds quiet down*
"I regret to inform you that I have just been contacted from a radical terrorist group from Kasnia claiming urgent political action. They have demanded that Gotham retract it's political influence in the country or drastic terrorist attacks will unfold in our fair Gotham City. As with any other situation, GCPD, state, and federal officials have stated that no change will occur, considering that we do not negotiate with terrorists."
*crowd stirs once more, Summer Gleeson pipes up* "Oswald, Summer Gleeson with Gotham Insider. Was their any indication of why they chose you as their spokesperson?"
"No Ms. Gleeson, there was not, and I'm terribly sorry I must be the bearer of such bad news. On the contrary, they did make it clear that there shall be no police intervention in their efforts at communication or direct attacks without negotiation will occur."
*Angela Chen shoves her hand in the air* "Cobblepot, Angela Chen with the Daily Planet. Could your criminal history have any relevance to their communicating to you?"
"Ms. Chen, as you and the general public all already informed, I am a reformed man. I am a legitamte business man that only sticks his feathers in the business of Iceberg Lounge. I'm sure that my past has absolutely nothing to do with this, I promise you." *smiles for the cameras* "I assure you that every federal and state government from here to the West Coast is looking into their statements and doing everything they can to protect our city and keep it's citizens safe. That is all..."
*leaves podium*
Commissioner Gordon: "Thank you everyone, now please direct your questions and concerns to the federal agents that have come here today."
May God have mercy on our city, and may the swift wings of vengeance provide us with support once again. We need you Batman...
*Camera goes from Jim back to Summer* "We just received word from Kasnian officials stating that this mysterious radical group has no affiliation with the Kasnian government and an investigation is already underway...Now back to the news desk."
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